Bifwipgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless swan.

Bifwipgup created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bifwipgup, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bifwipgup, he will turn you into a mole.

Bifwipgup's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bifwipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near mice.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.