Tagtenmumcat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful otter.

Tagtenmumcat created the solar system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagtenmumcat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tagtenmumcat, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tagtenmumcat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tagtenmumcat's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing turquoise tights and balancing three carbon spheres on your feet.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.