Fligbomvenfemhabbodwik is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring
cow.
Fligbomvenfemhabbodwik created light two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fligbomvenfemhabbodwik, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fligbomvenfemhabbodwik, she will turn you into a worm.
Fligbomvenfemhabbodwik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Fligbomvenfemhabbodwik's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep five rats in a large pit.
2. Never think about solid mechanics near geese while wearing violet boots and balancing eight titanium spheres on your neck.
3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
4. Always look after injured porpoises.
5. Respect your elders.