Sissabget is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, loving wren.

Sissabget created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sissabget, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sissabget, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sissabget's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sissabget's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sissabget.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.