Sadcedpop is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered
bear.
Sadcedpop created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sadcedpop, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Sadcedpop, he will turn you into a worm.
Sadcedpop's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Sadcedpop's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sadcedpop in the centre of the settlement.
4. Hide if four mites approach from the east.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.