Jadbantaf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, able rhinoceros.

Jadbantaf created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbantaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jadbantaf, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Jadbantaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jadbantaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying bone.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Jadbantaf in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Do not commit murder.