Larglamgep is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced mongoose.

Larglamgep created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Larglamgep, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larglamgep, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Larglamgep's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Larglamgep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Never approach forests carrying bone.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not prepare limes while wearing jumpers.