Limlipleg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, uncaring rhinoceros.

Limlipleg created the planet Earth eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limlipleg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Limlipleg, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Limlipleg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Limlipleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never hurt bats.

5. Never feed bread to ants while wearing shoes.
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