Weegupontwee is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing jellyfish.

Weegupontwee created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Weegupontwee, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weegupontwee, she will be very unhappy.

Weegupontwee's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Weegupontwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare onions while wearing dresses.

2. Never mark doors with red.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear kilts marked with yellow.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.