Stan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage wyrm.

Stan created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Stan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Stan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stan's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before touching gold.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Do not name children after seals.