Henkabsid is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful shark.

Henkabsid created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henkabsid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Henkabsid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Henkabsid's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Henkabsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never paint your head cyan.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.