Fadnabbud Higrenbell is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome cat.

Fadnabbud Higrenbell created dark matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadnabbud Higrenbell, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fadnabbud Higrenbell, it will remove you from existence.

Fadnabbud Higrenbell's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fadnabbud Higrenbell's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadnabbud Higrenbell.

3. Never feed oranges to manatees while wearing black hats.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never feed apples to whales while wearing stockings.