Quimbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced lion.

Quimbonk created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Quimbonk, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quimbonk, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Quimbonk's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quimbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green tights.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Quimbonk on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Never talk about horses.