Banflaghinmon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, proud centaur.

Banflaghinmon created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Banflaghinmon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banflaghinmon, she will turn you into a plant.

Banflaghinmon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Banflaghinmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Do not take Banflaghinmon's name in vain.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near dolphins while wearing indigo tights and balancing seven gold spheres on your neck.