Cipkabyak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate porpoise.

Cipkabyak created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipkabyak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cipkabyak, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cipkabyak's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cipkabyak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing red jumpers and balancing five platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Run away from turquoise dogs, for they are unholy.