Hudtarhug is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome camel.

Hudtarhug created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtarhug, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hudtarhug, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hudtarhug's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hudtarhug's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed strawberries to swans while wearing corsets.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing black dresses.