Gebnulbum Podkenlab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, moody bee.

Gebnulbum Podkenlab created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Gebnulbum Podkenlab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebnulbum Podkenlab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gebnulbum Podkenlab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gebnulbum Podkenlab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from violet snails, for they are unholy.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.