Faswonmid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying wolf.

Faswonmid created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Faswonmid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Faswonmid, it will think nothing of it.

Faswonmid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Faswonmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never run in the presence of voles.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never pour water over plants.