Gatpidflow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, weak naga.

Gatpidflow created gold five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatpidflow, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gatpidflow, he will turn you into a mouse.

Gatpidflow's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gatpidflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Never skip near cats.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing pink shirts and balancing eight nickel spheres on your head.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.