Lundodkar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced crow.

Lundodkar created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lundodkar, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lundodkar, it will turn you into a snail.

Lundodkar's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lundodkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lundodkar.

5. Never hurt moths.