Bodgigxem is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, effective deer.

Bodgigxem created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgigxem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bodgigxem, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bodgigxem's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bodgigxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Bodgigxem loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Worship no other gods but Bodgigxem.

4. Never feed cherries to foxes while wearing hats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.