Bembundissdaddidpingessloop Gigbapcudlunlin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, charitable chicken.

Bembundissdaddidpingessloop Gigbapcudlunlin created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Bembundissdaddidpingessloop Gigbapcudlunlin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bembundissdaddidpingessloop Gigbapcudlunlin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Bembundissdaddidpingessloop Gigbapcudlunlin's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bembundissdaddidpingessloop Gigbapcudlunlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bembundissdaddidpingessloop Gigbapcudlunlin.

3. Do not resist balance.

4. Worship no other gods but Bembundissdaddidpingessloop Gigbapcudlunlin.

5. Do not commit murder.