Hanhugdad is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, caring tapir.

Hanhugdad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanhugdad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hanhugdad, it will laugh at you.

Hanhugdad's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hanhugdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about geese.