Quatruttnart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful tapir.

Quatruttnart created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatruttnart, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quatruttnart, it will turn you into a tree.

Quatruttnart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Quatruttnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never bounce in holy places.