Dabfadtad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ruthless bat.

Dabfadtad created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dabfadtad, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dabfadtad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Dabfadtad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dabfadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck mauve.

2. Never hurt mites.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.