Queegxintafgedvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, tiresome pigeon.

Queegxintafgedvonk created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegxintafgedvonk, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Queegxintafgedvonk, he will send you a sign.

Queegxintafgedvonk's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Queegxintafgedvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never skip in the presence of frogs.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.