Fossfarnyog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful seal.

Fossfarnyog created dark matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossfarnyog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fossfarnyog, he will make you grow a tail.

Fossfarnyog's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fossfarnyog's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never paint your arms violet.

5. Never wear green tights.