Larnpogvad is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable
rat.
Larnpogvad created a photon two years ago.
If you believe in
Larnpogvad, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Larnpogvad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Larnpogvad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Larnpogvad's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.
3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Fast once a month.