Wabmonmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise hummingbird.

Wabmonmid created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabmonmid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wabmonmid, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wabmonmid's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wabmonmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Always wear black.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never feed garlic to doves while wearing pink trousers.