Bighugsis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful crab.

Bighugsis created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Bighugsis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bighugsis, it will be mildly annoyed.

Bighugsis' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bighugsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Bighugsis.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.