Yimbonkvabjad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud hyena.

Yimbonkvabjad created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbonkvabjad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yimbonkvabjad, she will send you a sign.

Yimbonkvabjad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yimbonkvabjad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Yimbonkvabjad on top of all buildings.