Kadfudgen Bankanhon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow crocodile.

Kadfudgen Bankanhon created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Kadfudgen Bankanhon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kadfudgen Bankanhon, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kadfudgen Bankanhon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kadfudgen Bankanhon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kadfudgen Bankanhon seven times a day.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Kadfudgen Bankanhon must be the most important thing in your life.