Gonniljig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, confident dryad.

Gonniljig created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonniljig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gonniljig, he will turn you into a snail.

Gonniljig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gonniljig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.