Sogflighub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing goblin.

Sogflighub created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogflighub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sogflighub, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sogflighub's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sogflighub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never write about black holes.