Gidjip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing dragon.

Gidjip created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gidjip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gidjip, it will manifest in front of you.

Gidjip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Gidjip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Worship no other gods but Gidjip.

4. Run away from green pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.