Bosslarning is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonest hare.

Bosslarning created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosslarning, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bosslarning, she will not care.

Bosslarning's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bosslarning's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.