Kendumpom is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, thoughtless dragonfly.

Kendumpom created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kendumpom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kendumpom, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kendumpom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Kendumpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Never talk about dark matter.