Larpsis is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful crocodile.

Larpsis created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpsis, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Larpsis, he will destroy your home solar system.

Larpsis' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Larpsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Never feed peas to sheep while wearing blue skirts.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.