Mothatflag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered hyena.

Mothatflag created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mothatflag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mothatflag, he will be very sad.

Mothatflag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mothatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not keep five swans in a large pit.

4. Run away from magenta manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.