Naddumbut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful bear.

Naddumbut created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Naddumbut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Naddumbut, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Naddumbut's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Naddumbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near snails while wearing fawn boots and balancing five gold spheres on your neck.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look in ponds.