Hugxenkom is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, capable hedgehog.

Hugxenkom created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugxenkom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hugxenkom, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hugxenkom's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hugxenkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always wear black.

3. Run away if nine frogs approach from the south.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.