Afbodved is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering monkey.

Afbodved created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afbodved, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Afbodved, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Afbodved's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Afbodved's Holy Commandments

1. Afbodved must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.