Armflybom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate hippopotamus.

Armflybom created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Armflybom, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armflybom, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Armflybom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Armflybom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed lots of rice to goats while wearing yellow corsets.