Tailquillfit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, emotional human.

Tailquillfit created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailquillfit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tailquillfit, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tailquillfit's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tailquillfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never mention snakes.