Bonkfliglit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish beaver.

Bonkfliglit created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfliglit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bonkfliglit, it will turn you into a tree.

Bonkfliglit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Bonkfliglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the west.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never talk about fire.