Camstanstip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy goat.

Camstanstip created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camstanstip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Camstanstip, it will remove you from existence.

Camstanstip's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Camstanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.