Faggadkop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, moody fly.

Faggadkop created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faggadkop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Faggadkop, she will strike you with lightening.

Faggadkop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Faggadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Faggadkop.

5. Never hurt doves.