Dotbesscam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish tapir.

Dotbesscam created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotbesscam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dotbesscam, she will not invite you to parties.

Dotbesscam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dotbesscam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never feed lots of lentils to otters while wearing red rings.

5. Put Dotbesscam first in all things.