Libflisdabkik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish bird.

Libflisdabkik created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Libflisdabkik, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Libflisdabkik, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Libflisdabkik's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Libflisdabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Libflisdabkik on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Run away from orange goats, for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.