Dinbatcin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, uncaring wyvern.

Dinbatcin created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbatcin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dinbatcin, it will strike you with lightening.

Dinbatcin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dinbatcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Worship no other gods but Dinbatcin.

5. Never eat corn.