Litdibtik Fongubxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty dingo.

Litdibtik Fongubxuck created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litdibtik Fongubxuck, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Litdibtik Fongubxuck, she will turn you into a puffin.

Litdibtik Fongubxuck's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Litdibtik Fongubxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Litdibtik Fongubxuck loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Litdibtik Fongubxuck on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.