Gigditnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful fairy.

Gigditnib created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gigditnib, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gigditnib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gigditnib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gigditnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never eat green fruit.