Dumgidben Zedwikham is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, fast clam.

Dumgidben Zedwikham created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumgidben Zedwikham, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dumgidben Zedwikham, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dumgidben Zedwikham's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dumgidben Zedwikham's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Do not cook food in pots.