Futvinlip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever chicken.

Futvinlip created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futvinlip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Futvinlip, she will turn you into a plant.

Futvinlip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Futvinlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Hide from violet turtles for they are unholy.

4. Never think about optics near cats while wearing yellow rings and balancing nine carbon spheres on your chest.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.